A day in quotes

OK, I actually do have a few things of value to post about, but not enough time right now to take the time to sort it all out into comprehensible sentences. However, I don't want to leave my last, somewhat depressing post as the only thought for the day, so here's some random quotes from random people in my day....why...I have no clue. It just sounded good inside my head.

"I'm about to explode and spew molten crazy all over him!"

"Why don't I ever listen to me?"

"Well isn't that just the pickle on the giant crap sandwich that is my day."

Me: "I don't really like the kidney...I think I'm just going to choose not to treat it."
Matt: "Great...you can work at my clinic! Just make sure you don't chart anything!"

Me: "I just wasn't ready for break to be over yet."
Justin: "What did you say? I thought you said, I just wasn't ready to stop drinking yet."

"I know an osteopathic medical education is supposed to be well-rounded and teach you about the 'whole person', but really all it's doing is destroying my 'whole person'."
Matt: "Wow...that started out sounding really politically correct....on the bright side, you're well on your way to being a nice, bitter and cynical resident." :-)

"And how are you and your giant rock today?"

"Gunner...ka-pow!" (hehehee)

"It's going to be a long semester people."

"This time last year I was just finally figuring out what was going on....now I'm just burnt out."

"We have a pathology lecture titled 'Male' next week....I knew it! It is a disease!"

"You left yourself wide open on that one."

"It's all a bunch of pink and purple dots to me...."

"My weak points are mainly Biochem, Pharm, Micro, Immuno.....wait, that's half of the boards....crap."

OK, well, I've wasted enough time...I should get back to my debate info. I promise I'll write something more interesting (that might actually make a little sense) later!

Edit: *And a new one from last night talking with my brother.... Jamie:"There was this picture of the three of us, and I can't remember whether it was you or Kristen, but one of you had glasses that were so big, that your cheeks had 20/20 vision!"